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Ultra-smooth milk vodka. 100% American-made.

Lactose and gluten free

Experience the unmatched taste of premium vodka made from milk, crafted with care and a dedication to quality. Born from the vision of first-generation ranchers, Happy Cow Vodka is inspired by the cows, the land, and the hardworking cowboys and cowgirls who make it all possible. Proudly sourced from pasture-raised cattle right here in the USA.

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The best of the West With every sip, you taste the difference—one that comes from using nature’s finest ingredients and doing things a little differently. Our distilling process supports sustainable practices and gives Happy Cow Milk Vodka unique character.
Our Unique Process Distilled exclusively from milk, Happy Cow Vodka transforms high-quality dairy into a premium, ultra-smooth spirit. Crafted with care and precision, it’s lactose-free and remarkably smooth, offering a unique, velvety finish like no other. Impossibly smooth and one-of-a-kind, Happy Cow is vodka reimagined.
SOF Veteran Owned At the heart of our brand is a powerful blend of resilience, courage, and authenticity. We are proudly SOF veteran owned and operated, with a deep commitment to the values that shaped us: discipline, integrity, and a relentless drive for excellence.
The best of the West With every sip, you taste the difference—one that comes from using nature’s finest ingredients and doing things a little differently. Our distilling process supports sustainable practices and gives Happy Cow Milk Vodka unique character.
Our Unique Process Distilled exclusively from milk, Happy Cow Vodka transforms high-quality dairy into a premium, ultra-smooth spirit. Crafted with care and precision, it’s lactose-free and remarkably smooth, offering a unique, velvety finish like no other. Impossibly smooth and one-of-a-kind, Happy Cow is vodka reimagined.
SOF Veteran Owned At the heart of our brand is a powerful blend of resilience, courage, and authenticity. We are proudly SOF veteran owned and operated, with a deep commitment to the values that shaped us: discipline, integrity, and a relentless drive for excellence.

Happy Cow Milk Vodka is a one-of-a-kind, ultra-smooth spirit distilled in the USA. Inspired by the family milk cows grazing their open pastures, a couple of first-generation ranchers set out to craft vodka from milk. The result is an exceptionally smooth, lactose-free vodka...

American-made and unlike anything else.

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from 5 reviews
Erin

Excellent

Happy Cow Milk Vodka
Anonymous

Love it!

Happy Cow Milk Vodka
Anonymous

A must try for vodka lovers!!

Happy Cow Milk Vodka
Helene

Makes a great sipping Vodka, makes a real great Dirty Happy Cow Milk Mootini. I enjoy leaving this one out on my dining table, yes to conversation start as well as how would you like to try Happy Cow Milk Vodka?
The fact that the Vodka comes from Cows makes it a more healthful libation.

Happy Cow Milk Vodka
Darla

We were skeptical of vodka made from milk....first sniff was new and strange. First sip and we were hooked! Happy Cow Vodka is silky smooth and delicious just with ice (the big round cubes...not too much melting!)

Happy Cow Milk Vodka

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Ultra Smooth.

Cowboy approved.

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