Happy Cow Milk Vodka
Happy Cow Milk Vodka is crafted from milk produced by happy, healthy cows grazing on the green, open pastures of the American West. We twice distill dairy whey into a remarkably smooth, soft vodka with a silky, velvety finish and a delicate hint of cream. Happy Cow Vodka is an innovative and exciting twist on a classic spirit.
Our milk vodka has a soft and creamy character you won’t find in grain or potato spirits. Whether you’re mixing up an Espresso Martini, a Bloody Mary, or sipping it our favorite way—neat, or as we like to call it, Bareback—Happy Cow Vodka is redefining what great vodka can be. As a bonus, our vodka is also gluten free, lactose free, and free of any additives.
Rooted in responsible ranching and crafted with care, Happy Cow Vodka is proudly American-made and quickly becoming known as America’s smoothest vodka.
Nose: Clean and delicate with subtle hints of fresh cream and a touch of sweetness.
Mouthfeel: Smooth and full-bodied with a velvety texture that coats the palate without harshness.
Palate: Delicately sweet with fresh, vibrant notes and an unrivaled smoothness that doesn’t just linger—it adds true depth, unfolding with every sip.
Finish: Exceptionally clean with a soft, creamy warmth that fades into a refreshing silkiness that will keep you coming back for more.
40% ALC/VOL (80 PROOF) · 750ML
Shipping Available to the following states: AZ, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, FL, GA, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, SC, TN, TX, VT, VA, WA, WV, WI, WY
PLEASE NOTE: ADULT SIGNATURE REQUIRED FOR DELIVERY (21+).
PO Boxes, Military Bases, Postal/Shipping locations such as FedEx/UPS/Walgreens etc. are not valid for shipments.
See cancellation and refund policy for more information.
Orders are typically delivered within 3-15 business days of purchase. Excluding orders for presale or backordered products and during peak holiday seasons.
Tracking emails are sent after order fulfillment. Updates to that tracking will occur when the package has shipped and may not update until it is received by the local carrier for delivery in your state.
All sales are final - no returns or exchanges. If you wish to cancel your purchase, please send an email to help@flaviar.com within 24 hours. Our team will make every effort to accommodate your request whenever possible. Order requests made after purchase cannot be guaranteed, additional fees to process any requests may apply.
Carriers may make up to three attempts to deliver the product with an adult signature. Number of carrier attempts may vary.
We DO NOT offer refunds if your alcohol order is returned to us after multiple attempts or due to address issues. We are charged $20 for all returned packages that are not delivered after maximum attempts had been made, and another $20 if we want to attempt delivery again, so we can not offer refunds on account of this unless you are willing to pay the extra $40 worth of charges.
We will offer refunds or replacements for any products that are damaged during shipping or below satisfaction. Issues must be reported within 30 days of delivery.
Photos are required in order to process any claims of damages or leaks. Please contact help@flaviar.com to file a claim.
If you have any further questions, please contact us via our Order Support Page.
Happy Cow Milk Vodka is crafted from milk produced by happy, healthy cows grazing on the green, open pastures of the American West. We twice distill dairy whey into a remarkably smooth, soft vodka with a silky, velvety finish and a delicate hint of cream. Happy Cow Vodka is an innovative and exciting twist on a classic spirit.
Our milk vodka has a soft and creamy character you won’t find in grain or potato spirits. Whether you’re mixing up an Espresso Martini, a Bloody Mary, or sipping it our favorite way—neat, or as we like to call it, Bareback—Happy Cow Vodka is redefining what great vodka can be. As a bonus, our vodka is also gluten free, lactose free, and free of any additives.
Rooted in responsible ranching and crafted with care, Happy Cow Vodka is proudly American-made and quickly becoming known as America’s smoothest vodka.
Nose: Clean and delicate with subtle hints of fresh cream and a touch of sweetness.
Mouthfeel: Smooth and full-bodied with a velvety texture that coats the palate without harshness.
Palate: Delicately sweet with fresh, vibrant notes and an unrivaled smoothness that doesn’t just linger—it adds true depth, unfolding with every sip.
Finish: Exceptionally clean with a soft, creamy warmth that fades into a refreshing silkiness that will keep you coming back for more.
40% ALC/VOL (80 PROOF) · 750ML
Shipping Available to the following states: AZ, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, FL, GA, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, SC, TN, TX, VT, VA, WA, WV, WI, WY
PLEASE NOTE: ADULT SIGNATURE REQUIRED FOR DELIVERY (21+).
