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Great cocktails start with quality ingredients and Happy Cow Milk Vodka is a solid base for your next pour. Whether you’re sticking to a classic or blazing your own trail, this delicious vodka makes every sip one to remember.

"Bareback"

To truly savor Happy Cow Vodka, the classic cocktail is simple — just pour it neat.

No frills, no fuss.

Cowboy Martini

Cowboy Martini

Some mornings start slow and some nights shouldn’t end just yet. That’s where our twist on the Espresso Martini comes in—a bold, no-nonsense take on a beloved classic.

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The Spicy Cow

The Spicy Cow Cocktail

Bold, spicy, and a little bit fiery, this Bloody Mary is a perfect match for those who like their drinks as strong as a cowpoke's resolve. You’ve been warned—this one’s not for the faint of heart.

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Wild West Lemonade

Wild West Lemonade

Some drinks are made for afternoons on the porch swing, warm sunsets, and unwinding under the open sky. Wild West Lemonade is just that—crisp, refreshing, and just sweet enough to sip all day.

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American West SUNSET

American West Sunset

Nothing beats a western sunset—the sky painted in shades of gold, red, and orange, stretching as far as the eye can see. The American West Sunset captures that feeling in a glass, blending smooth Happy Cow Vodka with fresh blood orange, a hint of honey, and a splash of sparkling water.

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HIGH NOON PUNCH

High Noon Punch

When the sun’s high and the heat’s rolling in, you need something cold, crisp, and strong enough to keep up. High Noon Punch is exactly that—a berry-infused vodka smash that’s light, refreshing, and just tart enough to keep you coming back for more.

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THE RANCH HAND

The Ranch Hand

Hard work deserves a hard-earned drink, and The Ranch Hand is just that—a fall-inspired take on a Moscow Mule with crisp apple cider, warm cinnamon, and a bold Happy Cow Vodka kick. It’s got all the spice and tang of a classic mule, with a little extra western grit to keep things interesting.

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The Dusty Trail

The Dusty Trail cocktail

Long rides and longer nights call for a drink with a little grit and a lot of character. The Dusty Trail is a smoky, honey-kissed take on a classic vodka sour—smooth enough to sip slow but bold enough to leave an impression.

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Trailhand Toddy

Trailhand Toddy cocktail

Cold nights, crackling fires, and a drink that warms you up from the inside out—that’s what the Trailhand Toddy is all about. This spiked honey-ginger hot toddy is made for those who know that even the toughest cowboys (and cowgirls) could use a little comfort now and then.

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Campfire Smoke

Campfire Smoke cocktail

The best stories are told around a campfire, and the best drinks should match the mood—bold, smoky, and full of character. Campfire Smoke is a western twist on the Old Fashioned, using Happy Cow Vodka, maple syrup, and a hint of smoke to bring out its deep, rich flavor.

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Montana Mule

The Prairie Mule

When the day's work is done and the dust has settled, there’s nothing better than a drink that’s as smooth as it is strong. The Montana Mule is our western spin on the classic Moscow Mule—bold, refreshing, and made with Happy Cow Vodka.

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Got a signature pour? Share your best Happy Cow Milk Vodka creation — the recipe, the story, and why it deserves a place in the lineup. We’re looking for cocktails with soul, crafted for those with a bit of cowboy in their heart.

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